Funny, in a stupid sort of way.

I can't help myself.

I normally don't care to follow celebrity stuff.

It's kind of a waste of time, in my opinion.

And, although reading these was a TOTAL waste of time, 

I laughed out loud so many times, I couldn't help myself.  

(I'm sure I've said a few really stupid things in my lifetime.  Thank heavens, I'm not famous!)

Here's a few of my favorites, from "10 Stupidest Quotes Celebrities have Blurted Out":

1.  "I hope my child will be a good Catholic like me."  Madonna

2.  "What's Walmart?  Do they sell, like, wall stuff?"  Paris Hilton

3.  "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."  Arnold Schwarzenegger

4.  "I've never really wanted to go to Japan.  Simply because I don't like eating fish.  And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."  Britney Spears

5.  "Whenever I watch TV and see all those poor staving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry.  I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."  Mariah Carey

The last two are--hands down--my favorites.  

Consider yourselves a little wiser, 

a little smarter,

for having read these.  

I know I am:).

Happy Saturday.