For the Love of a Teacher

Translation:

I could play with my house. I can throw my house in the trash. I will throw Miss Hill in the trash with a house.

This was so funny to me! Truly, Brigham loves Miss Hill (Brigham's 1st grade teacher...he has a crush on her). She's young, fun, single, and calls Brigham her "Prince Charming." Young love: you love them, so you say mean things about them...and that's how they know you love them???