Note to Self:

never take husband on a "surprise"date that interests solely you, or you might get this,

or this (eyes crossed),

or if you're really lucky, this (nice one, Ben.  Hideous, actually),

As hideous and purposeful as his antics were, they did make me laugh.  That counts for something, right?  I guess that's what I get from a man who's been awake for 17 hours.  Lesson learned.