Brigham: What if Sam was a top secret spy . . . FOR JESUS?
Me: I hate to break it to you son, but, Jesus doesn't need any spys. He's omniscient. But if He wasn't, that'd be pretty cool.
On another note, Will brought home this envelope yesterday. He'd found a quarter on the playground and took it to the office. They kept it for a month and--surprise, surprise--no one claimed it. Therefore, William is $.25 richer! He felt like a million bucks as I showered him with praise.